Dear analog watch, today is not the 29th of February :l — Analog Watch User
It’s Friday. Go trim your fingernails and stop eating that e-coli! — Cleanliness
Nice bottle. You look like cough medicine :p #farmFresh #cafeLatte
Ordered Hot & Spicy at KFC, only got it hot & barely flavored. — Switchin to Texas Chicken
Dear #Seagate, this drive was only used lightly for about a year. Then, it died. I haz sad :(
Does anyone have the “Kisah Benar” series OP track from the 90s? Wanna use it as my morning alarm. — Sudden Ideas
The definition of unity.
Selesai membayar insurans kereta dengan extra 15% ┐(´д｀)┌ — Mr Driver